What do people always say to you?
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WTF was that? - to the random things I say
WTF are you doing? - the random things I do
Mostly just WTF in general. I had a good streak goin on where 9 girls in one week all called me a creeper; best part is, I barely knew them.....I suppose I'm quite fowl at making a first impression.
WTF are you doing? - the random things I do
Mostly just WTF in general. I had a good streak goin on where 9 girls in one week all called me a creeper; best part is, I barely knew them.....I suppose I'm quite fowl at making a first impression.
"What the F**k?" <-- normally comes after i say something random. (I normally talk my thoughts and my mind is like one of those spasticated optical illusions which makes no sense even to the people who drew them)
"Please don't touch me"
"Get in my van I have sweeties/puppies"
"Your tongue tastes funny"
"Seriously, stop touching me!"
"You don't have anything you shouldn't do you?"
"Put down the knife and step away from the children/puppies/kittens/grannies/gnomes!"
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you ju.... OH GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
"Did you just take a shit on my lawn?"
"Oh god, oh god it just broke didn't it! "... ["No"].... LIAR! ... [You're gonna be a mummy!]"
"Please let me know when your nearly done..... You f*cough*c*splutter*ing jerk!"
"Why do you smell like caramel?"
"Why do you have twelve fingers?"
"You married your cousin?!!##'"
"Stop fucking touching me!!!!!"
"All right enough is enough, I'm calling the police"
"You're a tad creepy"
"Have you seen my pet cat? [muffled meow coming from stomach]
"So what's your name sir?"
"Get down on the floor and put your hand on your head!"
"Please, why are you doing this to me."
"If you let me go, I wouldn't tell anyone"
"Thanks man for the drink man, you're a really nice gu..." [roofies kicked in]
"You look like an Eskimo"
"Fine you can touch me!"
"Know anywhere I can score some weed?"
"Why is your basement door locked?"
"Can I put this in your boot[NO].. wh[Fuck Off]..y?
"Power Rangers Transform!"
"I'm don't think you're aloud to drink that"
"You dance good for a one legged leper"
"Hahahaha that tickles"
"Is it in yet?"
"Awwwww look at the little fella" ='(
"Why can't I use your computer..?"
"Please stop following me"
"Leave now and never come back, leave now and never come back! .... Smeagle is FREEEE"
[That little shit deserved his death]
"This is the one ring to rule them all and it's your job to destro.... no don't put it on, oh god NOOOOOO"
"You're barred!"
"Can I see some ID please"
"I'm sorry you're just pathetic"
"Take the red ones at lunch time and the little blue ones at bed time"
"What ever you do don't divide by.......әuop noʎ әʌɐႡ ʇɐႡʍ Ⴁo"
"You're not supposed to eat the decorations"
"For the last time you're not a deity so we're not gonig to worship you!"
"You can't have discount, this is a charity"
"You can only sperm donate once per week"
"No you can't have my children"
*Down on one knee* [Will you marry me?] "Ermm, we should really talk about this" {Damn ex, I hated her for that}
"You look pale, are you ill?"
"Please dispose of your used tissues"
Librarian: "You can't watch that filth in here, get.. ohhh I've not seen that before, mind if I join you?"
"Don't walk on the grass"
"Why are you using a spoon?"
"How do you dry clean soup?"
"You can't do that! Slavery has been abolished"
"Long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong"
[Forgive me father for I have sinned] *sometime later* "Oh shit, get out of my church"
"What ever you do, do not touch the r.*BOOM*"
"Can I touch your rusty spoons?"
"My eyes, oh god it burns IT BURNS"
"I can never undo what I have just seen"
"We're going to have to take that off you"
"YOU CANT SMOKE H"..*BOOM*
"You sure can hop"
"You have to pay for those"
"P3ni5 extendererr and viagra che3p.. [Oh thanks, I'll take it] "Your welcome"
"Do you want a receipt with that?"
"No you're not aloud in"
"My mum said you're not aloud in here again"
"After what happened last time, you're lucky to have only one leg"
"Learn to drive, then we can jump that ring of fire"
"What do you want on your headstone?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
"I'm sorry that is not classified as credentials"
"Laminating it doesn't make it truth"
"Oh god my dog just got ran over, RING AN AMUBLANCE, .........what are you going to do with that spoon?"
"Those are some nice dungarees"
"Are you sure you;re a qualified surgeon?"
"Fluffy went to live on a farm"
"Nahhhhh your mum was joking, Fluffy is dead"
"Is it going to hurt?"
"Please be gentle"
"Let's do this, Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeenkins"
"You can't put that in the microwave"
"Get a life"
"Narnia is just through here"
"Put some muscle into it!"
"Use your legs"
"Here comes the WAAAAmbulance"
"Please don't defecate in the laundry basket"
"Why do you keep calling me mum? I've told you we adopted you for the benefits"
"PARTTTTTTTY"
"You're not aloud to drink tonight"
"Please take a shower, you're starting to smell"
"You have more stains than my basement"
"What's that?"
"You're eyes taste funny"
"What are you going to do with that hammer who are those two guys behind you?.... is that a camera?"
* http://imgkk.com/i/ndEVaU.png * made me laugh
"Get in my van I have sweeties/puppies"
"Your tongue tastes funny"
"Seriously, stop touching me!"
"You don't have anything you shouldn't do you?"
"Put down the knife and step away from the children/puppies/kittens/grannies/gnomes!"
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you ju.... OH GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
"Did you just take a shit on my lawn?"
"Oh god, oh god it just broke didn't it! "... ["No"].... LIAR! ... [You're gonna be a mummy!]"
"Please let me know when your nearly done..... You f*cough*c*splutter*ing jerk!"
"Why do you smell like caramel?"
"Why do you have twelve fingers?"
"You married your cousin?!!##'"
"Stop fucking touching me!!!!!"
"All right enough is enough, I'm calling the police"
"You're a tad creepy"
"Have you seen my pet cat? [muffled meow coming from stomach]
"So what's your name sir?"
"Get down on the floor and put your hand on your head!"
"Please, why are you doing this to me."
"If you let me go, I wouldn't tell anyone"
"Thanks man for the drink man, you're a really nice gu..." [roofies kicked in]
"You look like an Eskimo"
"Fine you can touch me!"
"Know anywhere I can score some weed?"
"Why is your basement door locked?"
"Can I put this in your boot[NO].. wh[Fuck Off]..y?
"Power Rangers Transform!"
"I'm don't think you're aloud to drink that"
"You dance good for a one legged leper"
"Hahahaha that tickles"
"Is it in yet?"
"Awwwww look at the little fella" ='(
"Why can't I use your computer..?"
"Please stop following me"
"Leave now and never come back, leave now and never come back! .... Smeagle is FREEEE"
[That little shit deserved his death]
"This is the one ring to rule them all and it's your job to destro.... no don't put it on, oh god NOOOOOO"
"You're barred!"
"Can I see some ID please"
"I'm sorry you're just pathetic"
"Take the red ones at lunch time and the little blue ones at bed time"
"What ever you do don't divide by.......әuop noʎ әʌɐႡ ʇɐႡʍ Ⴁo"
"You're not supposed to eat the decorations"
"For the last time you're not a deity so we're not gonig to worship you!"
"You can't have discount, this is a charity"
"You can only sperm donate once per week"
"No you can't have my children"
*Down on one knee* [Will you marry me?] "Ermm, we should really talk about this" {Damn ex, I hated her for that}
"You look pale, are you ill?"
"Please dispose of your used tissues"
Librarian: "You can't watch that filth in here, get.. ohhh I've not seen that before, mind if I join you?"
"Don't walk on the grass"
"Why are you using a spoon?"
"How do you dry clean soup?"
"You can't do that! Slavery has been abolished"
"Long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong"
[Forgive me father for I have sinned] *sometime later* "Oh shit, get out of my church"
"What ever you do, do not touch the r.*BOOM*"
"Can I touch your rusty spoons?"
"My eyes, oh god it burns IT BURNS"
"I can never undo what I have just seen"
"We're going to have to take that off you"
"YOU CANT SMOKE H"..*BOOM*
"You sure can hop"
"You have to pay for those"
"P3ni5 extendererr and viagra che3p.. [Oh thanks, I'll take it] "Your welcome"
"Do you want a receipt with that?"
"No you're not aloud in"
"My mum said you're not aloud in here again"
"After what happened last time, you're lucky to have only one leg"
"Learn to drive, then we can jump that ring of fire"
"What do you want on your headstone?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
"I'm sorry that is not classified as credentials"
"Laminating it doesn't make it truth"
"Oh god my dog just got ran over, RING AN AMUBLANCE, .........what are you going to do with that spoon?"
"Those are some nice dungarees"
"Are you sure you;re a qualified surgeon?"
"Fluffy went to live on a farm"
"Nahhhhh your mum was joking, Fluffy is dead"
"Is it going to hurt?"
"Please be gentle"
"Let's do this, Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeenkins"
"You can't put that in the microwave"
"Get a life"
"Narnia is just through here"
"Put some muscle into it!"
"Use your legs"
"Here comes the WAAAAmbulance"
"Please don't defecate in the laundry basket"
"Why do you keep calling me mum? I've told you we adopted you for the benefits"
"PARTTTTTTTY"
"You're not aloud to drink tonight"
"Please take a shower, you're starting to smell"
"You have more stains than my basement"
"What's that?"
"You're eyes taste funny"
"What are you going to do with that hammer who are those two guys behind you?.... is that a camera?"
* http://imgkk.com/i/ndEVaU.png * made me laugh
