What would you buy to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're into?

[crudus]

Duct tape, two ice packs, condoms.

I have bought these items twice and I have gotten two responses

"I can't in good conscience sell you these items."

and

"what are you going to do to this poor girl?!"

 

[Sir Bob]

Seriously funny thing to do: Go shopping with your partner/ spouse and fill the cart up with booze of all varieties. Beer, wine, vodka, whatever just pile it in. then place right on top a pack of diapers.
When you reach the checkout, have a look through your wallet and announce to your partner (loudly) that you don't have quite enough and then go and put the diapers back on the shelf.

Never done it, but i would giggle if i saw it.

A quote from Ed Byrne's dvd, only then its with something else instead of diapers. Well stolen.

 

[Discord]

Go to Wal-Mart,

Buy as many boxes of ammo as you can
All black clothes
And a Machete

While at the counter stare blankly, swaying back and forth and very softly keep saying,

"I'm the angle of death, the time of purifaction is at hand"
"I'm the angle of death, the time of purifaction is at hand"
"I'm the angle of death, the time of purifaction is at hand"

 

[SmartIdiot]

I really don't know. Think I need try harder. Although one time I was buying some beer from Tesco after work (11 hours makes you kinda thirsty) and the guy behind me was buying several boxes of plasters. The cashier asked him if he was planning on cutting himself... awkward... I took my beer and ran.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Toilet brush and Toothpaste? S'all I got.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

A new Miley Cirus dvd, a box of tissues, and hand lotion. The look of disgust on the cashiers face will be priceless.

Oh and 30 dildos.

 

[Captain Pancake]

some toy cars and a hammer.

 

[RanD00M]

Actually, my penchant for buying incredibly violent and disturbing movies has led to a few odd looks.

I'll never forget when I got the film August Underground on DVD, when the fresh faced cashier asked me what it was about, and I told her. She went very quiet.

What is it about anyway?

OT:A six pack of beer,a nail gun and a blow-up doll.You'll get some looks for that one.

 

[RanD00M]

2 serial killers, butchering victims in the most horrible ways possible.

Without a doubt, the most disgusting film you can get legally.

That.Sounds....Awesome.I have to see that movie.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

So, you go to your local Wal Mart or Target or whatever. Your goal is to buy a series of items that make the casher think "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO WITH THIS STUFF???"

Get creative just don't be like "30 dildos! hurrr"

3 egg bagels and some ky!

You got this from xkcd.com I'm guessing. I'm going with Randall's solution: single coat-hanger and pregnancy test.

 

[LeonLethality]

Condoms, rope and adult diapers.

What happens is up to their imaginations.

 

[RanD00M]

It's an...interesting experience. It's not much of a movie, but it's very disturbing.

Actually, I think it's the only film I've ever gotten sick during. Don't eat before you watch it.

I can probably get through it with ease as long as there are no dogs murdered.

 

[Dapsen]

Big ass knife, and a book about human anatomy. - Oh and a lot of big plastic bags. (And some jellybeans).

'Nuff said

 

[ShaFe123]

Whipped cream
Drinking straws
A Johnny Cash album
thumb tacs
jumper cables
and some scented candles.

 

[Bealzibob]

I think I'd get 3 large bags of Fertilizer, several cans of petrol, a tea towel, a copy of the Koran and a Big black dildo with the name "Gladius" inscribed in gold on the side. If that didn't send mixed signals then nothing will.

(Note: I mean no offense to those of the muslim faith or cream coloured dildos who are named "Gladuis" but are not automatically refered to as 'Big'. It's not your fault, its just cold).

 

[James Hueick]

Manhunt, a box of condoms, some porno, a baseball bat, Silence of the Lambs, and a plastic bag.
Then just smile at them as you buy it.