What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

[bulbasaur765]

Sprint toward a girl walking all alone in the dark and perform a lariat.

 

[Gurk]

I could sabotage everyones website assignments in this room which they've been working on for three months...nyehh. Sort of evil.

 

[jamradar]

Punch a baby seal. I dont really know how it can get more evil than that.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

...Kill....

 

[wolfapocalypse]

Well if there is a devil then there is a god. So god will just take care of us.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

In the next ten minutes, I couldn't really do a whole lot, except go on a murder spree. I could grab a pair of scissors (the deadliest thing I can think of that is immediately available) and my computer's ethernet cable and just go nuts strangling and cutting people all throughout the dorm.

But besides that, not much.

 

[McNubbin42]

Eh... who exactly is going to follow Hitler when he has been resurrected? I don't really think he would be that much of a threat nowadays, since everyone now knows how much of an asshole he is and nobody would trust him in any positions of authority.

If I really have to I guess I could pummel my dogs to death with the spiky wooden club think I have next to me.

 

[Geekmaster]

What the hell would reviving Hitler accomplish? He's among the most unpopular human beings of all time and he would'nt exactly accomplish much on his own.

 

[Leftyrem]

stab the devil then eat his flesh while naked. whoa thats messed up.

 

[rekabdarb]

the most evil thing i could do is let the devil res hitler (and/or others)

 

[JJMUG]

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

Its obvious, D Bones has a Blendtec blender.

 

[helldragonX]

Silt my uncle's cat's throat and kill my best friend.

Also put Pepsi in a Coca-Cola cup.

 

[Flamma Man]

I would do nothing.

You see, it's a trick question, how would doing evil to prevent greater evil ever be considered truly evil?

The most logical opinion, to truly be considered evil, would be to let it happen. Although, I think Lucifer would just sit there for a minute and then just go back underground through pure annoyance of the paradox.

Wait...

Now I'm not sure this makes sense either.

ARGH.

 

[Talshere]

10 mins isnt enough It takes time patience and planning to orchestrate a truly evil worldwide scheme. Slaughtering innocents, plunging the world into war, forcing apparnt alliances, and getting it blamed on the nicest "Id beggar myself to help you" type(s) you can find.

 

[Danielsmells]

I could (and am tempted to) urinate all over my friend and repeatedly stab him with a bread knife until he STOPS SNORING! D:

 

[lacktheknack]

Get a knife and kill Hitler eleven minutes from now.

(Yes, I hate being evil.)

 

[spartan1077]

wait for hitler to be resurected then help him start another World War, except if he tries to kill himself, I'll be his more evil predecesor. Also I'd laugh at satan and say I don't believe in him.

 

[Scorpyx]

Put all of the neighborhood puppies in the woodstove.