Worst Movie Evar!!! (Ever)

[Debatra]

Obviously, none of you are MSTies. To name a few:

Prince of Space - A Japanese Alien-Invasion movie.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures that Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies - I shit you not. I don't know what it's about; I couldn't follow it.

Sampson vs the Vampire Women - Mexican-made horror "movie". Note to the people who(wisely) never saw this, Sampson is a masked wrestler. He was captured by the vampires toward the end, and only survived because the sun came up. Then he actually acted all "thank god I saved you" to the damsel in distress. The vampires only lost because they were more concerned with unmasking Sampson than with their "ultimate goal".

Attack of the Eye Creatures - If you watch the MST3K version, they have a segment at the end that shows the makers of the movie just didn't care. They had a creature that was missing any resemblence of a costume except the mask... taking up a third of the screen.

They also did Manos: Hands of Fate, but I haven't seen that one, yet.

 

[LilGherkin]

God Father Part III. If Parts I&II hadn't raised the bar so high I probably would have liked it, but instead I'm left thinking, "Wow, I wasted so much time watching that."

EDIT: Oh, and the Resident Evil Franchise.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

 

[Symp4thy]

Speed 2
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Edit: Oh and Sleep by Andy Warhol. It's an "artistic piece" (of shit). It's 6 1/2 hours, of Warhol's gay lover at the time, sleeping.

 

[ampa451]

pluto nash

 

[ornulu]

twilight and the happening

 

[PirateKing]

I really hated Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.
Ummmmmmmm, the Dragon Ball movie will probably rank somewhere up there for me.
I also don't like 2001.

 

[cannot_aim]

Gladiator. Russel Crowe is just awful.

I want you to die...

Thank you I agree. The worst movie I've seen is Eragon by far. There is nothing good about that movie but Jeremy Irons.

 

[GaiderDraco]

The "Black Christmas" remake, seeing that original is a classic.
If not that then "Bad Boys 2".


D.

 

[bmf185]

Eragon. But the awfulness was also really funny, so maybe it was satire, making it the best movie evar.

 

[Arayis]

Worst movies I've ever seen?

Snakes on a Train.
and SW: Attack of the Clones

 

[2PieceOrNot2Piece]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

Whilst, yes, I wouldn't even dream of watching these, fortunately they're not made for me, they're made for the latest generation of Disney freaks aged 3 - 10 and then the annoying twats that think it's cool to watch it when they're 17 just because they can't legally get in a bar yet and their friends are too busy shagging.

Also, Jeepers Creepers, it's one of those films that if it had been done well, would have been a scary little number, but seeing as it wasn't, it's just laughable.

 

[doctorwhofan]

Dungeons and Dragons the movie.

I DARE anyone to argue that!

 

[SomeBritishDude]

The new Pink Panther.

...Oh dear god! What have I just seen?! Was that a comedy?!

 

[thom_cat_]

Epic movie...
or
Vantage Point.

 

[Warrior Irme]

CHUD or Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. (It's not a classic and you will be glad it's not.

 

[Dys]

Shark attack 3, really go youtube it now, the one liners ARE hilarious, but I'm convinced it was trying to be serious.

 

[Lucky Chainsaw]

as a gamer, I have to say Stay Alive

Oh yeah! I forgot that one for a moment!