You have to make the Worst game ever
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I wouldjust re-release Too Human but make the camera less friendly,and make the levels 6 hours longer, and the Valkyries would fill out their tax returns before bringing u back from the dead.
I can't. Unfortunately Too Human has already been made.
Ok seriously. You are Bobby Kotick and you have to run around the streets pickpocketing homeless children for some extra cash. The objective is to steal as much money as possible before the time limit runs out. occasionally a QTE will pop up allowing you to laugh at said children.
Ok seriously. You are Bobby Kotick and you have to run around the streets pickpocketing homeless children for some extra cash. The objective is to steal as much money as possible before the time limit runs out. occasionally a QTE will pop up allowing you to laugh at said children.
Justin Bieber isn't from Disney...He got signed by UsherWanderingBiscuits said:
Unless he was just their as a guest or something...then fair enough...
Hey look i know alot of stuff okay -_-'
OT: Sonic Warfare...Modern Hedgehog...
All the glitches of MW2...and Sonic in fully voiced 3D =D
*Hides behind wall*
I would buy it if there were modding tools.Ldude893 said:
Ive always wanted to shoot justin bieber with my load.
NO not like that.
Aim for Cheney. Hitler and Jackson are already dead, and Bush is harmless without Cheney. Plus, if Dick shoots you in the face and you survive, you have to apologize to him.Pirate Kitty said:
OT: theme is FPS, eh? OK, how about a multiplayer shooter that can only be played on the developer's dedicated network and intentionally limits your FPS (frames per second) on your liquid-cooled overclocked custom rig to match those of the slowest computer on the network, to make it fair. And I'm always on there with my e-machines T3406... it's upgraded to the hilt, making the game technically playable, but not really playable. Hey, don't blame me; I've been tying to log out for a week now.
A truly realistic FPS. Hours of waiting around doing nothing and no respawning. if you get shot, you're dead and can't play the game anymore.
Story: You wake up in a stainless steel room wih no doors or windows and your only means of escape is a pair of pliers which you must use to remove your vertabrae and break your legs and then eat yourself, starting from the feet until you have eaten your mouth and thus no longer exist.
Once you complete your task you are reincarnated as a forced prostitute, whoring yourself out for your next, health-restoring fix (All in real time). After 5 years of gameplay you are knocked unconcious and wake up in the same situation as last time. All in 1080p HD.
Gameplay: You hold the X button to open your mouth, Left stick to move your head forward and then release X to close your mouth again. you must also push the shoulder buttons to breathe and push the left stick down to blink your left eye and right stick for your right.
The game is only playable with electrodes which allow you to feel every, agonizing second of the game.
Sound: the games entire soundtrack is a dog being violently sick on an infinite loop.
Once you complete your task you are reincarnated as a forced prostitute, whoring yourself out for your next, health-restoring fix (All in real time). After 5 years of gameplay you are knocked unconcious and wake up in the same situation as last time. All in 1080p HD.
Gameplay: You hold the X button to open your mouth, Left stick to move your head forward and then release X to close your mouth again. you must also push the shoulder buttons to breathe and push the left stick down to blink your left eye and right stick for your right.
The game is only playable with electrodes which allow you to feel every, agonizing second of the game.
Sound: the games entire soundtrack is a dog being violently sick on an infinite loop.
I know everbody isn't english, canadian or american I yust said that beacose you started bitching for a small grammar error and I'm not getting firefox beacose somebody gets disturbed on my typos, and why would I use firefox than it's slower than google chrome...Mr. Google said:
