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AlexanderAstartes

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Bender to Fry "Sometimes I wish your parents weren't dead...not often though", followed by a hug.

Bender: I'm a pacifist.
Fry: A what?
Bender: You know, a coward.
 

Kajt

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"I was god once."
"Yes, I saw that. You were doing well until everyone died."

"Bite my shiny metal- *gasps"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Woobwobwobwobwobwob!"
 

Alfred Chicken

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Ok I have quite a list!
1.) The hypnotoad noise
2.) Cylon and Garfunkle's version of Scarborough Fair.
3.) Nixon singing White Rabbit "Do what the dormouse said, feed your head. I'm meeting you half way you stupid hippies".
4.) "The Space Pope"
5.) (Farnsworth when visiting Fry in the robot asylum) "I too once spent an horrific time in a robot asylum... but now it's nearly over"
6.) (From the Wizard of Oz parody in Tales of Interest) "We resemble but are legally distinct from the lollipop guild".
 

Rooster893

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Am I the first to discover it? Cause then I want to call it a Fry Hole! No, we're going to call it a Hawking hole.

Stephen Hawking is in that episode.
 

walkingdead127

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Prof: And Fry, you have that Brain thing.
Fry: I already did.

Prof: With my last breath I curse Zoidberg.

Fry: Help! I can't swim in Jelly as far as I know.
 

Jennacide

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Irridium said:
"I'm gonna buld with my own Lunar Lander, with flapjacks, and hookers. In fact, forget the flapjacks and the lander, ah screw the whole thing."
Lol flapjacks, it was Blackjack, the card game. :p

My favorite will probably remain one "I spend most of my high school years loving myself, but it was tough love."
 

SomeBritishDude

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Dr Zoidberg: "And that's how I got my new shell in the dumpster. It was just like my old shell, but this one had a racoon in it!"

swashbucler1 said:
"Have you ever tryed sitting down with your children, turning off the tv... and hitting them" - Bender
Genius.
 

Droa

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"Fly my stupeds!"

"Scruffy dies the way he lived" *flips next page of porn mag*

"I'll show that cat how to blow"

"What else can we slay? Is that a hobbit over there?"
"No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit"

"There's just one small problem - and it's a big one"

so many good ones, espec from Bender's Game :)
 

v3n0mat3

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*Speaking Backwards into a Megaphone* Fry: ATTENTION ALL NEW NEW YORKERS: STOP BEING STUPID!! *bird lands on megaphone and screeches into mouthpiece while Fry has his finger on the button*

Brain: The Big Brain am winning again! Ha ha ha! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no Reeson!

*Bender trying to figure out the word to activate the bomb* ...Antiquing? *BOOM*
 

Azraellod

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-"this concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us"

-"i sent wave upon wave of my own men in towards the killbots, until they finally reached their kill limit and shut down"

-"well well, looks like ole' roberto's the focus of attention now... STOP LOOKING AT ME, haHA, haHA"

i could go on but i wont.
 

Turtleboy1017

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Nov 16, 2008
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When they first meet Zap, and he explains how he defeated the kill-bots.

"I sent wave after wave of my own men, until the kill-bots hit their kill-limit."
"Isn't that right men?"
"...You suck!"
 

Table Chair

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Jul 8, 2009
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Robot Santa : You've been very naughty Fry and Leela
Leela : But we set things right, Fry even risked his life to save me
Robot Santa : What about your other co-workers? Did any of you ever stop to think about Dr Zoidbergs feelings?
Fry : NO! I SWEAR!!

EDIT : last one

Roberto : I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Guess it and you die first.
Bender : OK... ermmm... 56... ish
Roberto : FIFTY SIX! FIFTY SIX! AWW! NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! I'MMA GO KILL YOU!!
 

Antlers

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Zap: "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif: "The boy sir?"
Zap: "You. You lay out my formal shorts."