Your first Order as God Emperor.
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They will be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay shall I mould them, and in the furnace of war shall I forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns shall they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague, or disease, no sickness shall blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies, and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines, and they shall know no fear.
They will be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay shall I mould them, and in the furnace of war shall I forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns shall they be armed.
They will be untouched by plague, or disease, no sickness shall blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies, and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Humanity.
They are my Space Marines, and they shall know no fear.
Conquer the world: Enslave all able-bodied men and women, build a giant statue of yogi the bear in every country, and make me a sandwich.
season four
episode: godfellas
Bender's commandment to the people living on him while he drifts through space.
FuturamaXandus117 said:
season four
episode: godfellas
Bender's commandment to the people living on him while he drifts through space.
Order that anyone who uses the terms "pwn" (or any variation), "bling bling", fo' shizzle (or any of that gansta speak really, or "for the lulz" shall be sentenced to a slow and painful death preferably involving needles and being forced to listen to crappy music for hours on end.
Edit: add to that the terms "internets" and "interwebs".
Edit: add to that the terms "internets" and "interwebs".
Unclog my divine toilet. Be careful in there, I ate beans drenched in onion sauce for dinner. Who knows what dwells down there.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&defl=en&q=define:irony&ei=0DBWS_j8A8LU8AaH6MGxBA&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title&ved=0CAcQkAEXIGBARx13 said:
Language nazis as well. Especially when they're wrong.
Two tests shall be made.
All girls must pass a "fitness" test.
All boys must pass a respect test.
The world will be split to two. One for the good peoples. One for the bad peoples.
You may enter these tests as many times as you please to prove you are fit for living with the good peoples. If you are "Good" then turn "Bad", I myself shall make you get shot out of a cannon into the bad people's place of residence.
That is all.
For now.
All girls must pass a "fitness" test.
All boys must pass a respect test.
The world will be split to two. One for the good peoples. One for the bad peoples.
You may enter these tests as many times as you please to prove you are fit for living with the good peoples. If you are "Good" then turn "Bad", I myself shall make you get shot out of a cannon into the bad people's place of residence.
That is all.
For now.
Mmmmm. They look delicious.Xandus117 said:Congrats, here are your beer cookies:Hunde Des Krieg said:
Order everyone to take a nap, no matter what you're doing. Right now. Yes, everyone.
Would find it hilarious.
Not to mention would give me a lot of work to do, and a lot of people to worship me more when I bring the world back from the catastrophe of every single person taking a nap during the daytime, even those while they're working
Would find it hilarious.
Not to mention would give me a lot of work to do, and a lot of people to worship me more when I bring the world back from the catastrophe of every single person taking a nap during the daytime, even those while they're working
Agreed. I revise my commandment to include the part about language nazis. Thou shalt fall between the ranks of language idiot and language nazi, or thou shalt be sentenced to work camp for all eternity while Peter Molyneux stands in the background gushing about it.Plurralbles said:
there is an unwritten law which states that all internet arguements will regress to having some conection with Hitler or the nazis. This one came in atlvl9000_woot said:
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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.
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