Recent content by Hman121

*spends years studying law, making friends and bribes along the way to own the hill* It is my hill now, commoner!

Put on some Five Finger Death Punch and headbang along

Daydreamer 2: Waiting In Line at the Coffee Shoppe

Russia employs over 1300 bears in its armed forces, which is the second largest bear-only regiment in the world. The first is Luxembourg, with over 1700 bears.

I was there for the Serial Killer thread from the start... I should probably play again soon :D

hmm... double post... *hip thrusting to this* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jj3YbgX_w

@Schizzy: Pardon me, did not mean to interrupt the interview *grabs board, surfs on wave, hip-thrusting all the way*

@FoMD: DEWWWWW!!! *throws bag of catnip at Schizzy, ready to attack*

@Schizzy: How much for a pitchfork with a hip attachment?

@Fragrance: Just build a fortress of mango strawberry ice pops like I have, the only enemy of it is heat and fat kids though...

*grabs tankard, stands by Schizzy* @Dew: Beautifully written death, good sir.

*puts on steampunk hip replacement* Bring it! *hip thrust, pause to refill water canister, turn knobs, calibrates boiler temp, checks gauges, hip thrust*

Oh, I guess I'm not worthy of the list now... *sends number by snail mail, regardless*

What a shame! Well, at least my getting killed/mob justice death cherry has finally been popped! All I can say now is thanks for letting me play this rousing game again, and may you find justice for me and War Penguin! *pulls up chair at Discount JIB*

*starts making refrigerator boxes*