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"Stairway To Heaven" I've had so many dreams about this song being played at my funeral. It's so haunting and so appropriate.

Robert Downey Jr. said his own movie had homoerotic subtext, thus killing any chance of him making more money off another one.... DOWNEY! What is this i dont even

2009: Assassin's Creed 2 Decade: Half-Life 2

Cold War Russia! Didn't the US and USSR constantly have assassins working behind the scenes? That would be shveet.

C'thulu.

Type [ image ]image url[ /image] but be sure to have the brackets adjacent to the image and /image, I put spaces so it wouldn't actually trigger the code.

Oh, come on. Saw this in a store the other day. Edit: the Blow your Lunch flag was actually photoshopped on, it was the only picture I could find of it on Google Images.

....What? Also, here's some of the summaries you made about the film.... Sorry to be critical here man but you need to solidify your thoughts on the movie and write a little less clunky, a lot of the sentences in there were cringe-inducing to read.

This movie was the utter shit. I agree with everything you said. Good review too, by the way.

It did feel like an expansion pack, but an expansion pack the size of a full priced game XD.

Very good, just the right amount of depth for a review. I highly enjoyed it and I agree with your opinions on the book. (I'm just nitpicking, but you shouldn't just end your review with "well worth a read." Seemed a little too blunt for my tastes). Great job!

I got one! James Bond, he's a famous secret agent! ...or Oklahoma University! That's a good one.

It didn't offend me at all. I quite enjoy the constructive criticism, and you Sir, did a great job of nitpicking. As I said, my writing skills (at least, I hope I'm skilled at writing) haven't been used in quite a while, so thank you very much, kind patron of the Escapist XD

The funny picture is now operational.

Polar Panic Lead Developer: So uhh, we've finished the game, Sir. Live Arcade Price Manager: Okay, so what's the price tag going to be. Polar Panic Lead Developer: 800. Live Arcade Price Managaer: Alrighty then, 800 Microsoft Poin-- Polar Panic Lead Developer: No, dollars. 800...