Recent content by xenxander

So you have one tard, holding up one cartridge, and one more picture of a deformed box and cartridge, and you write an article about those two pictures. Why am I filled with cynicism? This doesn't look legit at all - not without video footage, and 100's of 1000's of cartridges to prove the...

You're smiling... that's because I'm looking up your skirt - and you're going to break my fall. Okay that one line had me laughing quite hard. Awesome!

Wouldn't Mr. Yee know it's a cross-dresser. Alright they are dogs, so they should know the scent of female or male. I suppose you could argue that he's far too drunk to know or care, but still... scent is one of those "obvious" things that would be in a dog's very blood, much like a five...

As the movie "Prince of Persia" is close to release we can either expect Yhatzee to punch his own penis, or do the cop-out he promised in Silent Hill and refuse to eat his own ass ^-^ Actually I have low hopes that this will be a good movie and just another Disney rip off in order to make...

Damn, already so many pages of comments. Well to add my little (worthless) gem to the pile, I really have to comment today about the small animation during the end credits. I usually get a good chuckle out of the two captions and 3 - 5 frames of cute after-though animation between the imps...

My "Greatest Hits" version IS opened and I play it a lot. The NON- greatest hits version is the rare version and yes that's unopened, which hikes the value. If I'm going to have something unopened, I'm going to have ANOTHER one that I use.

No I don't work for anyone, I have merely collected Vampire: The Eternal Struggle ever since it was "Jyhad" and LOVE it, but that's just me and my personal feelings. You also say "special conventions".. well sure for the large games but you always can host or have private games among friends or...

It's one more game for your girl friend (what you have one of those???), or your wife you've been neglecting due to your WoW addition. Let her play it over and over and get her all hyped up and she'll stop nagging you for sex all the time because her sims will be porking each other instead ...

Why not merely invest in any CCG? Vampire: The Eternal Struggle (GREAT 4 - 8 CCG), M:TG (Great 2 - 4player CCG but a larger sink of money because they keep outdating their editions and you can't play 6th edition because 9th edition is out etc)), 7th Seas, or any other you find appealing? At...

Oh yes, "Stawberry Shortcake" was an atari game that I actually owned (inherited with my older brother giving me his atari 2600 - why he had it I didn't ask). My little pony and rainbow bright were also some games ported over to nintendo or other consoles that are just complete crap-o-la on a...

Perimeter!!! This is a hidden GEM of a game, for the RTS genera, that honestly deserves a lot more media than it ever received. Is it perfect? No. but it uses a system that is different than most conventional RTS look-a-likes and has a great single player (LENGTHY) campaign.

Every multi-player game out there is the same clone of each other. What you get is a cut and past duplicate of another game you've played, with a different skin. Honestly, play halo, play call of duty, play unreal, play... any game that focuses on multi-player and it's the same three tasks -...

I do not agree nor disagree with Yhatzee. Remember he's a critic, set out to find the flaws of any game he reviews. Some hate his ranting, others call it "The Holy Grail". How I view them is simple - I laugh at them, enjoy his snide remarks, and then may even get one of the games he hates...

Chrono Trigger was not sand-boxy, and it was rather linear, but the endings were the main focus - the "new game +" feature gave it replayability, and there were different cut-scenes taylored for your choices. Games like that need to make a come back, because in itself, chorono trigger was an...

Some of the earliest examples that fit your bill of enjoyment were "Warcraft II", and "command and conquer" <- yes the original, and "the covert ops" add on. those games focused on the story mode, single player campagin, and you felt like you really accomplished something as you progressed...