A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

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Berakh

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I'd have to paraphrase T-Rex I think, "gonna die the way I lived, on Impact"
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ragestreet

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I'd just hit the meteor like a baseball using a guitar this hot alien chick pulled out of my head.
 

etherlance

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Swollen Goat said:
"Now how am I supposed to jerk off in 15 seconds?!"
You'll find a way my son........you'll find a way.

As for me....well I'd say:
"WHAT THE FU".....*BOOM!!!*
 

ShoopDaToaster

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1)Scream 'FUCK DA POLICE' at the top of my lungs
2)Sing this part from Still Alive:"This was a triumph,I'm making a note here,huge sucess."*world explodes*
3)Hold my index finger up and say 'fgsfds'
4)Yell 'WE ALL LOST THE GAME'
5)Say 'Good luck,I'm behind 7 proxies!'
6)
DOMO WILL SURIVE IT ALL
 

Deviltongue

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I'd Jump into the sky and Yell:

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!" And the ensuing, galaxy sized explosion would save the rest of the planet.

 

Faulty Turmoil

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Either "I fucked your mum"
or
"Shit a giant meteor, my one weakness"
or
I say nothing as the meteor comes crashing down towards me, then when I have 4 seconds left, I raise my arms up towards the meteor, both hands in the double finger swearing position, and shout at the top of my lungs "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!
 

Sovvolf

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Booze Zombie said:
Sovvolf said:
Grab the closest woman to me and start screwing while saying " I promised I'd go out this way and damn it, I meant it".
So, 15 seconds away from Earth is a meteor and you're helping your mother at the time...

I'd probably yell:
"If you think you're going to dodge being hit by rocks up THERE, you're fucking retarded!"
I did not think that one through. Okay, the nearest woman who is not a relation. An I'm going to have to be like the flash... 15 to find a girl then manage to get undressed and then start having sex, before the collision happens.
 

sunburst

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?

I guess they're never gonna announce Episode 3 after all.
 

Aerodynamic

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I would just start laughing, may as well go out with a laugh even if it is a bit forced.
 

Cpu46

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"I guess i'll get the lights then"
"Don't tell me the end, I want to see it for myself" (Something I told my friend before he spoiled the end of the movie Armageddon for me)
"Ashes to ashes, dust to "
Or the entire 15 seconds of audio would be the start theme to super mario world since that would be the game I would play if i had 15 seconds to live
 

Sprntr_Zomby

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"I hope you choke on it"
"I personally thought the zombies would be the ones to kill me"
"LEEEEEEEERRRROOOYY JJJEEEENNKK-son of a *****!"