A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Berakh]

I'd have to paraphrase T-Rex I think, "gonna die the way I lived, on Impact"
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1473

 

[IceStar100]

I always knew I would die in an Awesome way.

 

[ragestreet]

I'd just hit the meteor like a baseball using a guitar this hot alien chick pulled out of my head.

 

[etherlance]

"Now how am I supposed to jerk off in 15 seconds?!"

You'll find a way my son........you'll find a way.

As for me....well I'd say:
"WHAT THE FU".....*BOOM!!!*

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

where's Batman when you need him?

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

1)Scream 'FUCK DA POLICE' at the top of my lungs
2)Sing this part from Still Alive:"This was a triumph,I'm making a note here,huge sucess."*world explodes*
3)Hold my index finger up and say 'fgsfds'
4)Yell 'WE ALL LOST THE GAME'
5)Say 'Good luck,I'm behind 7 proxies!'
6)

DOMO WILL SURIVE IT ALL

 

[marurder]

*reads the post*

*starts to write the answer*

...

 

[Deviltongue]

I'd Jump into the sky and Yell:

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!" And the ensuing, galaxy sized explosion would save the rest of the planet.

Spoiler: For those who haven't seen this yet

 

[RanD00M]

What if its the otherway around

Family Reunion - 1999
George Carlin - Early 90'

Sorry.

 

[Bourne]

"Not at the table, Carlos"

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Either "I fucked your mum"
or
"Shit a giant meteor, my one weakness"
or
I say nothing as the meteor comes crashing down towards me, then when I have 4 seconds left, I raise my arms up towards the meteor, both hands in the double finger swearing position, and shout at the top of my lungs "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[Sovvolf]

Grab the closest woman to me and start screwing while saying " I promised I'd go out this way and damn it, I meant it".

So, 15 seconds away from Earth is a meteor and you're helping your mother at the time...

I'd probably yell:
"If you think you're going to dodge being hit by rocks up THERE, you're fucking retarded!"

I did not think that one through. Okay, the nearest woman who is not a relation. An I'm going to have to be like the flash... 15 to find a girl then manage to get undressed and then start having sex, before the collision happens.

 

[sunburst]

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?

I guess they're never gonna announce Episode 3 after all.

 

[Arisato-kun]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

I choose this. Best last words ever.

But in all seriousness I would do this.

 

[Aerodynamic]

I would just start laughing, may as well go out with a laugh even if it is a bit forced.

 

[Cpu46]

"I guess i'll get the lights then"
"Don't tell me the end, I want to see it for myself" (Something I told my friend before he spoiled the end of the movie Armageddon for me)
"Ashes to ashes, dust to "
Or the entire 15 seconds of audio would be the start theme to super mario world since that would be the game I would play if i had 15 seconds to live

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

"I hope you choke on it"
"I personally thought the zombies would be the ones to kill me"
"LEEEEEEEERRRROOOYY JJJEEEENNKK-son of a *****!"

 

[Leviathan_]

"The game"

 

[emdotceedot]

"Well... Shouldn't've been talkin' shit."

 

[Yokai]

"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I want to hit it with my sword!"