Hmmm don't normally like them but I liked this one "Chuck Norris once destroyed the entire periodic table. He only recognises the element of surprise."
Right I'm off to hang myself.
Right I'm off to hang myself.
Best Chuck Norris Jokes?
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When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
Always liked that one even though these jokes do get old after a while.
Always liked that one even though these jokes do get old after a while.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. the bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesomeness cant be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, as he only recognises the element of suprise.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. the bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesomeness cant be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, as he only recognises the element of suprise.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That's why they no longer exist.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That's why they no longer exist.
If you and Chuck Norris each had only one dollar, Chuck Norris will still have way more money than you.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris like to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean kick and by sweaters I mean babies.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris like to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean kick and by sweaters I mean babies.
You joined in february and that was your first post? No wonder your name is idlemessiah ;DIdlemessiah said:
Nope. None of those words mean the word "Synonym". You'd have to put the word "word" at the end of each of those, in order to have the same definition as synonym. "Alternate word". "Substitute word". "Alternative word". "equivalent word".EcoEclipse said:
If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken and tastes and smells like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's f*cking beef.
I GOT IT:
Chuck Norris' sperm is so powerful, he once had sex with Nicole Kidman; seven months later, she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion...
Chuck Norris' sperm is so powerful, he once had sex with Nicole Kidman; seven months later, she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion...
These are genius. I know a guy who prints T-Shirts... maybe I'll give him a call.Christemo said:
There was no such thing as the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, the Enola Gay simply dropped Chuck Norris into the city.
over exageration went up by a million percent from last yearapsycogerbil said:
sorry lol
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there is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris's computer Chuck Norris is always in control
