Craziest conspiracy theories
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The homeless doing 911. That's the craziest, TRUE conspiracy story.
See they are jealous of the Hobos because the hobos can hop trains. Homeless can't hop trains because of the bags they carry explode when they get on trains. So they are pissed that the hobos developed the special technology to allow them to hop on and off trains. So the homeless gathered up some trains and laid them around the towers. (The "plane" wreckage) and tossed their bags at the trains.
Trains exploded and that's how the towers went down. The airplanes were actually paper airplanes made of albino Peacocks the homeless tosses at the towers to try and blame it on them but there were two guys from the middle east in each tower that tried to divide by zero in their calculations after their Jew friends said it was possible. They succeed and that's where the explosions from the top of the towers came from.
The reason the homeless went after the trade towers was because without the trade towers there wouldn't be anymore trading. Thus there would be no need for trains and the homeless would not have to be pissed at the Hobos for not sharing their technology.
The thing in the cornfield, or wherever, was from a cow that exploded after some bored kids stuck firecrackers up its butt and threw some metal pieces from a broken tractor at it to start a spark to set off the firecrackers...the children were killed from the exploitation explaining the bodies found.
And the pentagon was attempting to open a vortex to the hobos main hideout. They failed and opened one to the homeless area staling by mistake a bag they had thinking it contained the Hobos secrets they tossed it in a train to see how it worked that was located in the building and BOOM!!! That's what happened in DC.
See they are jealous of the Hobos because the hobos can hop trains. Homeless can't hop trains because of the bags they carry explode when they get on trains. So they are pissed that the hobos developed the special technology to allow them to hop on and off trains. So the homeless gathered up some trains and laid them around the towers. (The "plane" wreckage) and tossed their bags at the trains.
Trains exploded and that's how the towers went down. The airplanes were actually paper airplanes made of albino Peacocks the homeless tosses at the towers to try and blame it on them but there were two guys from the middle east in each tower that tried to divide by zero in their calculations after their Jew friends said it was possible. They succeed and that's where the explosions from the top of the towers came from.
The reason the homeless went after the trade towers was because without the trade towers there wouldn't be anymore trading. Thus there would be no need for trains and the homeless would not have to be pissed at the Hobos for not sharing their technology.
The thing in the cornfield, or wherever, was from a cow that exploded after some bored kids stuck firecrackers up its butt and threw some metal pieces from a broken tractor at it to start a spark to set off the firecrackers...the children were killed from the exploitation explaining the bodies found.
And the pentagon was attempting to open a vortex to the hobos main hideout. They failed and opened one to the homeless area staling by mistake a bag they had thinking it contained the Hobos secrets they tossed it in a train to see how it worked that was located in the building and BOOM!!! That's what happened in DC.
true but i would like to add that one of the things I hate about conspiracy theorists is they don't even get their own theories right. the whole thing about the Jews owning the world was started because of the book "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" which clearly states that its not "all" Jews but a secret society of mostly Jews, hence not all Jews are Zionists and not all Zionists are Jews. which is still fucked up because "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" has long since been proven a forgery but it just peeves me to no end when they use the term Jew instead of Zionist! and now I'm all red in the face.... RAWWWWWW.SonicKoala said:
i see your article and raise you an entire site of crazy!Jark212 said:
http://www.truthism.com/
No way!cartzo said:
There was a study done when a plane crash happened in (I want to say Sweden?) but, because of the remote location and complete randomness of the event, noone was on hand to record it. It was still a huge event and got loads of media coverage. A month later, a group of scientists asked a group of people what they remembered of the footage of the plane crashing, and a large percentage of the people started talking about their memories of seeing the plane crash and hundreds of people dying, even though there was no filmed documentation at all. As with the teenager's brain patterns, I'll see if I can dig up some sources, but I'm 90% sure that's accurate (tomorrow, I'm off to bed)cuddly_tomato said:
I know the World Trade Center was destroyed (I've been to the wreckage, twice. It's a sobering experience), but with all the misinformation that surrounded the event, I can understand how people could believe totally false information about it as fact.
The Philadelphia Experiment. The Navy wanted an invisible battleship (so the Japanese could shit their pants when they saw a hole in the water coming at them, that still showed up on radar) so they ran a giant flux capacitor through a destroyer in the Philly naval yard. It didn't turn invisible, it TELEPORTED to Norfolk, Virginia. Some of the crew MELTED to the bulkheads, other disappeared completely, only to show up 30 years later with no idea where they were.
Or the Bell which was a Nazi time machine. Or that the Nazis actually made the bomb first, and used it on the Eastern Front. That last one really isn't too crazy, comparatively.
Or the Bell which was a Nazi time machine. Or that the Nazis actually made the bomb first, and used it on the Eastern Front. That last one really isn't too crazy, comparatively.
Because they don't contain an easily vilified dictator, and are pretty much controlled by the US anyway. Can you think of a better reason to invade Iraq?ottenni said:
How about the conspiracy theory that Hussein was part of al-Quaeda?
Yeah but there's balloons and rainbows nowGeorge Palmer said:Lucky Charms Cereal
See the part of Lucky Charms that is the good for you part that provide nutrients and minerals are shaped like crosses and ichthys. These are symbols of christianity. The sugary, sweet, tastey part of the cereal are shaped like pentagrams, moons, clovers etc...all traditional pagan symbols. So what they are trying to say is that christianity, while boring and tasteless, will provide you with sustenance and keep you regular, and paganism, while fun, sweet, exciting and colorful, will rot your teeth and make you fat.
Let's see, I believe that the craziest conspiracy I have ever heard was that all the feminists were for abortion because they were using the fetuses as research in human cloning, in an attempt to make men obsolete and either make it so men could be taken out of the process entirely or, of that is not possible, then all men would be kept on "sperm farms". The second craziest conspiracy I have ever heard was by the same person who told me to invest in at least 2012(or more) shares of Apple stock because Steve Jobs was creating a sentient computer program that he would unleash on the world on Doomsday, not because it was actually supposed to happen as predicted by the Mayans but rather just to make the end of the world happen when Steve Jobs thought it would happen and also so he could take over the world. Anybody who invested in 2012(or more) Apple stock would be safe and everyone else would die. Then, about 5 years after December 20th, 2012, Steve Jobs and his sentient computer program would create a time machine, go back in time with several other people(including Michael Jordan) and tell the Mayans that they would need to stop the calendar at a certain date because, in fact, the end of the world on 2012 is a self-fulfilling prophecy created by Steve Jobs himself so that way he would be motivated to create his sentient computer program and thus take over the world. Also he inadvertently gave all the Mayans swine flu and that's why they all died off.
That Neil Armstrong converted to Islam while on the moon. State department document - http://www.answering-islam.org/Hoaxes/armstate.gif
As it happens i do have a better reason why the US would want to invade Iraq. To quote George Bush "This is a massive and difficult undertaking, it is worth our effort, it is worth our sacrifice, because we know the stakes. The failure of Iraqi democracy would embolden terrorists around the world, increasing dangers to to the American people, and extinguish the hopes of millions in the region. Iraqi democracy will succeed, and that success will send forth the news from, Damascus to Tehran, that freedom can be the future of every nation. The establishment of a free Iraq at the heart of the Middle East will be a watershed event in the global democratic revolution". Basically he thought that if he could bring democracy and freedom to Iraq then the whole region would follow and the terrorists would be defeated. Also after the war Iraq was producing less oil than before. And the whole dictator thing doesn't work either because the US invaded Iraq without UN support so they probably would have done it to some other little country anyway.blindthrall said:
Oh and thank you you're helping me study for an exam that i have on this in two weeks.
I think my favorite out of all of these is the Rainbow Fail.
Ha ha, stupid people are so funny.
Ha ha, stupid people are so funny.
It's more than opinion and belief seeing as there is concrete evidence behind the arguments against the so-called "hoax". Also, there wasn't really much question of loosing the Space Race, whilst the Soviets got a headstart in the beginning, but by the time the Americans where working on the Saturn V, the Soviets moon program was a mess.Zeithri said:
Also, read this [http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html]
No problem. What class is it?ottenni said:
Okay, first the dictator thing. The UN didn't support the US because they smelled a rat, not because they liked Saddam. Saddam had pissed them off plenty of times, so they weren't really too keen on defending him. If the US had just gone after ANY dictator, it would be seen as naked aggression, and the rest of the world would have turned even more so against America. At least with Saddam a big bully was beating up on a little bully.
Iraq is producing less oil because it's more disorganized. The insurgents know that's why the US is there, so they target oil company engineers and truck drivers to disrupt the flow. They know that the less profits, the sooner the US will pull out.
And as far as democracy, you can't just tell people what government they're going to have, no matter if it seems like the best government. Democracy works in the West because it evolved organically there, with hundreds of years of struggle and bloodshed. Just transplanting government doesn't work. It never worked in Asia. China, Vietnam, and South Korea's democratic governments were horribly corrupt. South Korea has only really been democratic for the past 15 years, and its a success story. You what is a bigger boon to the terrorists? Seeing the US charge into a situation it knows nothing about, becoming a hated oppressor, and then failing horribly. It makes America look very weak. It may prevent attacks only in the sense that al-Quaeda doesn't have to do anything for the US to collapse under its own debt and ill-will if it continues to pursue preemptive warfare. There is more al-Quaeda in Iraq now than before America invaded. Saddam the Shiite and Osama the Sunni hated each other. Osama offered to protect Kuwait from Saddam before the first Gulf War, and was pissed because they chose the Americans over his Afghani mujhadeen.
And why are you quoting Bush? That just sets off the troll alert.
In case you're wondering, I'm American, and I support the Afghanistan invasion to wipe out the Taliban. Which is why I hate to see troops wasted on such a quagmire as Iraq.