Did your parents talk to you about sex ?

[Simalacrum]

Nope, (un)fortunately enough the school did that for us... I found out through my own means

I don't think my parents have any problem with sex, mind you.

 

[AvsJoe]

They tried but I had already learned the basics from the schoolyard. I wonder when I'll give my son or daughter "the talk". I guess I'll wait until I'm a parent before I think about it.

 

[almostgold]

Me and my dad make sex jokes all the time, to the chagrin of my mother.

Its not really 'talking', but working a masturbation joke into dinner conversation definitly gets some points.

 

[Flack]

They didnt need too.


besides, sex is pretty hard to screw up

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Nope, they did with my brother.
They figured when my school was sending me home with plastic bags filled with 100's of condoms I knew enough.

 

[Twaddlefish]

They didnt need too.


besides, sex is pretty hard to screw up

As a matter of fact, you're kind of meant to scre-

Actually, nevermind.

My dad told me to use a condom. On a Saturday afternoon. In the middle of a shopping centre. In a loud voice.

 

[Blanks]

My parents?... ahahahahahahahaha...*ahem*... no they did not, the education system took care of that for me and did a damn good job

 

[A random person]

They told me the vague basics pretty early on, and later told me what a condom is, among other things. I learned more details from Wikipedia.

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

My parents overlooked the fact that my nickname is B.J, spent many years in school getting laughed at and i didnt even know why.

 

[dodo1331]

Yes. My family made many, many crude jokes.

 

[Pingieking]

My mother was the one who pointed me to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqKWXirsU

I thought that was pretty effective. Definitely more effective than any sex ed or birds-and-bees speech.

 

[Twaddlefish]

Interesting fact: I had sex before my parents.

 

[Chrinik]

My mom constantly talks about sex with her BF and i have stepped numerous times into an amore session (usually drunk and comming home late), so now she always drives to him. A move i highly encouraged.
One doesn´t need to hear about the sex-live of ones mom...

 

[tehbeard]

not really.

one sex ed class at year 6 (11 yrs old), that explained the basic mechanics of "how baby iz made".

rest picked up from mates and "internet-based research".

 

[Toasty]

Imagination> sex ed at school> internet>and my dad saying I had better be using protection one evening at the dinner table in front of my younger brothers, about a year too late. ha
As myself and my family are catholic its an avoided subject....bt I see nothing wrong in having sex, soo...onwards.

 

[multiple_man]

hell no! i just worked it out on my own (plus the help of the internet, man's greatest ally in the search for porn). also, i don't think anyone's parents nowadays would sit them down for 'the talk'. i mean, the only reason anyone says "Now son, when a man and a woman love each other VERY much..." is in a movie or tv show or some form of media or advertising, but never in real life anymore.

-this message brought to you by multiple_man, who thinks in plurals because they are

 

[UberLemonBoy]

yeah
my mom does
she also has a friends who's my health teacher who's also a close friend of mine
oooh the awkwardness
her sons in my class to which is even funnier because she always picks him for a demonstrations

 

[thepj]

Interesting fact: I had sex before my parents.

yes and i'm the cousin of the president of nigeria, i'll sell you the presidency for £10'000

OT nope and hopefully they never will

 

[OtherAlex]

My dad gave me one piece of advice regarding women and sex.

"have confidence son, and they will come"

My father. Master of the pun.