Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[RikSharp]

Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

And you drank piss.

It's really not that bad.

not sure its healthy, piss has acid in it..

so does your stomach

vinegar is an acid

 

[TheMatt]

Ummm... Not the most amazing thing ever probably but this guy was at my buddy's party and he saw the old N64 hooked up. he starts talking about how he is unbeatable at Mortal Kombat 3. We're all almost in our 30's now and this guys keeps going on about how no one can beat him and he keeps daring anyone to play (it's been atleast 10 years since anyone cared). finally the owner of the house comes to me and asks me to shut him up (as I was un-beatable at MK back in the day). I agree, wait for the guy to yap his mouth a little more then I challenge him.

I use robot ghost, he goes subzero.

I win - Dble flawless - fatality. Before the animation is even over I drop my controller and all cool like go for a smoke.

minutes later like 10 people came out to tell me how awesome I was, and eventually that guy did too.

That was a pretty big moment... My life is kinda sad come to think of it.

 

[Trilby_V]

Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

And you drank piss.

It's really not that bad.

not sure its healthy, piss has acid in it..

AND Arsenic, which is also a ingredient in diet coke, and if taken in large doses WILL kill you.

Anyway, my own personal story:
It was my friends birthday and we decided to go paintballing. We usally play a kind of inside-game (like an inside joke, except its a game.) We call it Commander. It basically consists of one person comanding a team for 1 game, and we take turns. Additionally, the commander has no gun. It was me being commander, and after giving out orders I decided to go out and sneak behind enemy lines, just to kill time. I ACCIDENTALLY scared one of the guys on the other team into dropping his gun AND shooting himself in the process. Since then, when I am commander, I am Commander Peek-A-Boo. (tell me if you want Commander Crotch's Story)

 

[Seydaman]

Well, I've drunk a bottle of piss.

I'd like to hear the story behind this.

I don't o,O

Too bad.

Well, I've drunk a bottle of piss.

I'd like to hear the story behind this.

Well, gather round children (Actually, it isn't that long).

I like to see myself as a bit of a daredevil and I take on all comers. I was at a sleepover and my friends thought it would be funny to push my boundaries. They pulled out a bottle of piss (filled by themselves earlier) and made me a bet that I wouldn't drink it for £20. Actually, I probably wouldn't have but I was pretty broke at the time (still am) and so I drunk it...... All. Good things: I got £20. Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

You think that's bad?

Spoiler: ...

My freind once drank a bottle of cum for a dare(he's straight).

well that contains nutrients....

 

[Dudemeister]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

Best...story...ever...

 

[Jordan_17]

No.

But once my friend drank a bottle of piss then ate a penny in one day, that left me speechless.

 

[nathan-dts]

I told my old English teacher to f*ck off then I walked out of the room. It left everyone speechless.

You walked out of the room? How do you know they were speechless?

 

[mikecoulter]

Yes. And it's the same lesbian sex behind a shed story that I posted somewhere else on this forum

that shut people the fuck up >=D

You continue to shock me....

 

[Uberjoe19]

I once said the following.

There is no spoon, and the cake is a lie, but that won't stop me using my No-Spoon to eat my Lie Cake.

 

[mikecoulter]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

What th-

But....

You just wait a minute, why don't I have friends like this? >=[

 

[Beetlejooce]

My class was being talkative in Physics, and my teacher (being one of those who has no idea how to control a class) was saying 'please quiet down' 'quiet now' 'shush class' and i said 'no sir, thats not how you do it, listen, then i screamed 'SHUTTT THE FUUUUCK UP !!!!!' as loud as i could, and my class, and a few others nearby went quiet.

I got a rather long detention with the head of science who's a fat women with a moustache.. but it was so worth it to see the look on his face. Especially as it actually worked

Another one was when me and my friend made a massive explosion in chemistry with powdered magnesium by accident. I didn't quite grasp how volatile it is, and poured a whole load into a bunsen burner, and a massive flash followed that scorched the ceiling.

Year 10 science was awesome.

 

[ae86gamer]

I told my old English teacher to f*ck off then I walked out of the room. It left everyone speechless.

You walked out of the room? How do you know they were speechless?

Because when I was gathering my things no one was saying anything.

 

[T-Bone24]

I ACCIDENTALLY scared one of the guys on the other team into dropping his gun AND shooting himself in the process. Since then, when I am commander, I am Commander Peek-A-Boo. (tell me if you want Commander Crotch's Story)

I would most definately like to hear Commander Crotch's Story

 

[Crazyshak48]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

What th-

But....

You just wait a minute, why don't I have friends like this? >=[

If it makes you feel better, I have no friends like that either. :/ Although I did live next door to an awesome lesbian chick for a while.

The only moment of awesomeness that I can think of offhand was in my 10th grade algebra class. Some irritating guy kept bugging the professor about why you needed a negative sign on a certain problem, and after five minutes of this, I slammed my fist on my desk and yelled "Just shut up and put the negative sign on there, you bonehead!" And the entire class was dead silent, before they started laughing. The guy shut up and put the negative sign on his problem, thank you.

If I think of any others, I will post them.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I'm double-jointed at the shoulder, and can invert my arm. Yea, that shuts a crowd up.