funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

[Novacain4862]

TF2: "Wait!!! I NEED TO PEE ON YOU!! COMMON LEMME PEE ON YOU!"

L4D: "Zoey isn't writhing in pain from the smoker.../whispers/ Its pleasure."

 

[PirateKing]

anything said in Psychonauts, really.

Oh, yeah. Those spies were funny.

 

[gunbladejoe]

TF2: "Wait!!! I NEED TO PEE ON YOU!! COMMON LEMME PEE ON YOU!"

L4D: "Zoey isn't writhing in pain from the smoker.../whispers/ Its pleasure."

I played L4D and I never heard anyone say that. heh guess I need too play threw the game in first player.

 

[Vrex360]

The Grunts in Halo, just when they are being wacky though not when they are crying for a dead friend... that's just sad.

Also when I play as the Arbiter and have a brute mock my people as weak then watch me absolutley destroy him... it's funny.

 

[Steel Ronin]

in river city ransom "BARF"

 

[Novacain4862]

TF2: "Wait!!! I NEED TO PEE ON YOU!! COMMON LEMME PEE ON YOU!"

L4D: "Zoey isn't writhing in pain from the smoker.../whispers/ Its pleasure."

I played L4D and I never heard anyone say that. heh guess I need too play threw the game in first player.

That was in multilayer, sorry if I didn't get your joke

 

[Jeremy66]

In Farcry 2, I put two or three rounds into an enemy. He drops to the ground screaming "I've been hit! I doubt I can move!" About a second later, he's up and running away clutching his gut. I put another round in him, watch him drop to the ground and fire at me.

In Half Life 2, a grenade hits the ground in front of a CP. He screams "Shit!". His ragdoll went flying, killing two or three other soldiers.

In Saints Row 2, I had killed two Ronin gang members. As the third starts running at me with his katana, he trips on the bodies of his friends. As he's pushing himself off the ground, he mutters "I meant to do that"

 

[gunbladejoe]

In Farcry 2, I put two or three rounds into an enemy. He drops to the ground screaming "I've been hit! I doubt I can move!" About a second later, he's up and running away clutching his gut. I put another round in him, watch him drop to the ground and fire at me.

In Half Life 2, a grenade hits the ground in front of a CP. He screams "Shit!". His ragdoll went flying, killing two or three other soldiers.

In Saints Row 2, I had killed two Ronin gang members. As the third starts running at me with his katana, he trips on the bodies of his friends. As he's pushing himself off the ground, he mutters "I meant to do that"

ha thats pretty good.

 

[Harlemura]

Team Fortress is always good for a giggle.
"This is scout, rainbows make me cry!"
The demoman threatening to bury me in a soup can amused me for some reason as well.

 

[ROTMASTER]

i dont know if anyone else has head this but i swear in gears 2 campaign on multple occasions i hear the locust call out "a mexican"

 

[fenrizz]

Final Fintasy 6:

Sabin: Wait! Wait!
Kefka: What do I look like to you, a waiter? *he then proceeds to knock Sabin in the face with a flail*

Now that is epic!

OT:
From MGS3: Snake Eater

Sigint: Uh, Snake... what are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge
to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace.
I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be.
Like I'd found the key to true happiness... Does that make any sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't want to know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic,
is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent
disguise if you wear it inside a building.

 

[Ravenhood]

Playing through No More Heroes, on occasion, you'll cut up the minor enemies and hear their loud, final cries of "My /spleen/!" Gets me laughing every time. XD

 

[ROTMASTER]

have you ever noticed that in L4D that none of the carectors realy care when Luis dies they just shout "Luis" when say Bill dies Zoey is practicly crying and when you start blood harvest there only 3 sleeping bags we always joke theat they made Luis sleep on the rock nearby, because he's black

 

[Snor]

Oblivion: hah you fight like a pregnant cow! (and all the mudcrap shouts)

Company of Heroes: loads of funny things that units say and are hilarious in context.

old rts i cant remember: BLITZKRIEG! sie werden bestraft...

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"You move like a pregnant cow!"

 

[elilupe]

L4D: Francis gets choked by a smoker, after we save him, he recovers and says, "What just happened?" That made me laugh really hard for some reason.

 

[101194]

"Stop right there crimal scum!" Basicly sums it up for me.

 

[gunbladejoe]

"Stop right there crimal scum!" Basicly sums it up for me.

every game that has a cop in it pretty much haha.

 

[Rogue of Hearts]

In the first Perfect Dark (on Nintendo 64) the enemies would have two different states: unaware and aware of your presence. If you happened to take down an enemy silently (melee, crossbow, or some other silenced weapon) and another enemy happened to come across the body while unaware of your presence, they would make a comment. The best one was "Ah, never liked him anyways."