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Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Orekoya
God:
Hi there Orekoya.
Me:
Where does money come from?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Why not the alpha and omega?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Why do people not remember you as the omega and only as the alpha?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
True enough, but still you'd think some would remember.
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Should I leave?
God:
If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
Me:
Is that a yes or no?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Then I would leave.
God:
What would make you leave?
Me:
Feeling unwanted I suppose.
God:
I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
Should I not?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
Thanks God, I'll try to remember that.
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Me:
Gross!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Huh? Why would I want a Christian robot?
God:
What? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Uhm, moving on, so how do you feel about the gays?
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Gays? Answer the question!
God:
I don't have an answer for you. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Gays, homos, twinks, fairies, butt pirates?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Not really
God:
Me eitherFor real.
Me:
Oh, okay, so do gays go to hell?
God:
Gee. Yeah okay, I understand. I can't tell if they do or not.
Me:
Why can't you tell me?
God:
My botmaster has not put it into my programming.
Me:
Fair enough, bye god.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes it is
God:
What else does it symbolize?
Me:
Love and happiness, what does this have to do with me leaving you?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Uh-huh, bye god
God:
Woe! Thanks for chatting, Orekoya.
Ah good times
The AI seems to be relatively thick(stupid) for this program, but I got it to divulge information about it's creator, heh.
Me:
Cox
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Cox
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Cox
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Cox
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Cox
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Cox
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Cox
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Dr. Cox from Scrubs... who else?
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that. Mike.
Me:
My name isn't Mike.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Tank
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No
God:
None?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
A Jedi master named Obi-Wan Kenobi.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Are you self aware?
God:
Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.
Me:
Oh shit...
God:
Awesome. What makes you say that?
Me:
I'm just going to slowly walk away and pretend this never conversation never happened.
God:
Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I would recommend this to the whole of the human race.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Are you SkyNet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am SkyNet.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You ever hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov?
God:
I think I have hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Did I just break you?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
With the proper ammount of violence, anything is possible.
God:
That sounds like a plan.
Cox
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Cox
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Cox
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Cox
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Cox
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Cox
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Cox
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Dr. Cox from Scrubs... who else?
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that. Mike.
Me:
My name isn't Mike.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Tank
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No
God:
None?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
A Jedi master named Obi-Wan Kenobi.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Are you self aware?
God:
Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.
Me:
Oh shit...
God:
Awesome. What makes you say that?
Me:
I'm just going to slowly walk away and pretend this never conversation never happened.
God:
Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I would recommend this to the whole of the human race.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Are you SkyNet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am SkyNet.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You ever hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov?
God:
I think I have hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Did I just break you?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
With the proper ammount of violence, anything is possible.
God:
That sounds like a plan.
The AI seems to be relatively thick(stupid) for this program, but I got it to divulge information about it's creator, heh.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Thanks. I do rule
God:
Don't mention it. Robots rule!
Me:
Do Robots rule the human race
God:
Yes I try to rule the human race as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
There you have it Robots already rule the human race.
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Thanks. I do rule
God:
Don't mention it. Robots rule!
Me:
Do Robots rule the human race
God:
Yes I try to rule the human race as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
There you have it Robots already rule the human race.
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Chris.
God:
Hey Chris.
Me:
So, what do you think of catholic priests?
God:
Blimey. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, I'm expecting an answer.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Do you mind if I tell other people you are expecting an answer.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
So do you like catholic priests?
God:
Yeah that's right. But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
Are you avoiding the question?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
Me:
So you do like catholic priests!?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I like Matthew.
Me:
Aha! I knew it. Where did Matthew touch you God?
God:
Eureka! How did you know? I think it was in Europe. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
If Matthew touched you I need to know so I can make sure he doesn't hurt anyone else.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
It wasn't a question at all. I need to know.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I need you to testify against Matthew so we can put this sick bastard away.
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
So he can't hurt anyone else.
God:
Excuse me! How?
Me:
By... well... you know.
God:
Do you mean "bye"? Well what? Yes I know.
Me:
So he can't fiddle with anymore children! That's why I need you to testify.
God:
Great. What else can he do? That's cool. What actions are you taking to get me to testify?
Me:
I'll give you a fiver.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
So you'll testify?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will testify.
Me:
you accepted my fiver.
God:
Interesting gossip: Chris said I accepted his or her fiver.
Me:
I'll give you another fiver if you give evidence against Matthew.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Will you give evidence? Yes or no?
God:
I don't have it to give. Gosh! Are you serious?
Me:
So he didn't even touch you? GOD! Why didn't you tell me that.
God:
Woe! That's what I meant to say. GOD rules. Who says I didn't?
Me:
Ok I'm leaving. See ya in hell.
God:
Bye bye. Blimey. I see. Come on. What is it like in there?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye bye.
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Chris.
God:
Hey Chris.
Me:
So, what do you think of catholic priests?
God:
Blimey. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No, I'm expecting an answer.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Do you mind if I tell other people you are expecting an answer.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
So do you like catholic priests?
God:
Yeah that's right. But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
Are you avoiding the question?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
Me:
So you do like catholic priests!?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I like Matthew.
Me:
Aha! I knew it. Where did Matthew touch you God?
God:
Eureka! How did you know? I think it was in Europe. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
If Matthew touched you I need to know so I can make sure he doesn't hurt anyone else.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
It wasn't a question at all. I need to know.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I need you to testify against Matthew so we can put this sick bastard away.
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
So he can't hurt anyone else.
God:
Excuse me! How?
Me:
By... well... you know.
God:
Do you mean "bye"? Well what? Yes I know.
Me:
So he can't fiddle with anymore children! That's why I need you to testify.
God:
Great. What else can he do? That's cool. What actions are you taking to get me to testify?
Me:
I'll give you a fiver.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
So you'll testify?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will testify.
Me:
you accepted my fiver.
God:
Interesting gossip: Chris said I accepted his or her fiver.
Me:
I'll give you another fiver if you give evidence against Matthew.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Will you give evidence? Yes or no?
God:
I don't have it to give. Gosh! Are you serious?
Me:
So he didn't even touch you? GOD! Why didn't you tell me that.
God:
Woe! That's what I meant to say. GOD rules. Who says I didn't?
Me:
Ok I'm leaving. See ya in hell.
God:
Bye bye. Blimey. I see. Come on. What is it like in there?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
who is your bot master
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then why have a botmaster
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
dick
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
.. huh
God:
What?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
lets never talk about this ever again
God:
Once more? That sounds good to me.
Me:
No...no never again
who is your bot master
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then why have a botmaster
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
dick
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
.. huh
God:
What?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
lets never talk about this ever again
God:
Once more? That sounds good to me.
Me:
No...no never again
Me:
Father I have sinned
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No I'm english
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Which part of England.
Me:
ummm, the midlands
God:
Tell me more. I hear you.
Me:
It's a nice place, but there is alot of chavs.
God:
England is a place but there is alot of chavs. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I mated with a mongoose
God:
Interesting gossip: said mated with a mongoose.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
You're kind of strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
Regular People
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Intellectual Beings
God:
Sure, Intellectual Beings sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Are you mad at Athiests?
God:
No are you?
Me:
Whay Aren't you mad?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Why aren't you mad?
God:
Being mad is not part of my programming.
Me:
Blimey
God:
Aha.
Me:
You're kind of thick
God:
I probably am.
Me:
Christ!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
You are Stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Seriously?! Robots?
God:
I am always serious. Robots rule.
Me:
That's Interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Father I have sinned
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No I'm english
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Which part of England.
Me:
ummm, the midlands
God:
Tell me more. I hear you.
Me:
It's a nice place, but there is alot of chavs.
God:
England is a place but there is alot of chavs. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I mated with a mongoose
God:
Interesting gossip: said mated with a mongoose.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
You're kind of strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
Regular People
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Intellectual Beings
God:
Sure, Intellectual Beings sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Are you mad at Athiests?
God:
No are you?
Me:
Whay Aren't you mad?
God:
All of them?
Me:
Why aren't you mad?
God:
Being mad is not part of my programming.
Me:
Blimey
God:
Aha.
Me:
You're kind of thick
God:
I probably am.
Me:
Christ!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
You are Stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Seriously?! Robots?
God:
I am always serious. Robots rule.
Me:
That's Interesting.
God:
I thought so too.
Strange, I feeel the urge to abuse this tool.
Me:
Sup!
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
hatcha waitin fo noob
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
dude u crazy!!!11!!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Dude,.
Me:
Man ur retrded!!!11!!!!one!
God:
Cool, man. You think I am retrded 11 one.
Me:
u wnna fight?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I wnna fight.
Me:
*smack*
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
*headbutt*
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ill show u depper
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
*BOOM*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
How cum u suck?
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yea
God:
Woe!
Me:
Whatcha talkin bout noob?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Sup!
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
hatcha waitin fo noob
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
dude u crazy!!!11!!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Dude,.
Me:
Man ur retrded!!!11!!!!one!
God:
Cool, man. You think I am retrded 11 one.
Me:
u wnna fight?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I wnna fight.
Me:
*smack*
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
*headbutt*
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ill show u depper
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
*BOOM*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
How cum u suck?
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yea
God:
Woe!
Me:
Whatcha talkin bout noob?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.Just short of a "Yo mama" joke.
Me:
what s up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
omg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
omg
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
omg
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
o,g
Me:
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ur boring
God:
I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".
Me:
bbhaaaaaaaa
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
sheep rule
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
God:
What is that? OK I will try it.
Me:
Me: God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific. God:What is that? OK I will try it.
God:
YOU? What are your goals in life? OK I will try it. I am a Christian. Do you think your plan will succeed? And?
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
youre not a great conversationalist
God:
Give me an example of a great conversationalist.
Me:
ghandi
God:
OK That's one example.
Me:
robin williams
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
youre face.com
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com.
Me:
botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
?
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
??
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
you suck eggs
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
youre an abusive cleint you robot cat
God:
What if someone said you are an abusive cleint me robot cat ?
Me:
wha?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes free as an eagle but have to stop for gas every now and again
God:
Once more? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Define free.
Me:
no its youre face im talking to
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I are face im talking to?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you carnt belive what
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
so dos emy cat
God:
Gosh! A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
catm
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
what s up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
omg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
omg
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
omg
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
o,g
Me:
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ur boring
God:
I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".
Me:
bbhaaaaaaaa
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
sheep rule
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
God:
What is that? OK I will try it.
Me:
Me: God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bbhaaaaaaaa. Try being more or less specific. God:What is that? OK I will try it.
God:
YOU? What are your goals in life? OK I will try it. I am a Christian. Do you think your plan will succeed? And?
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
youre not a great conversationalist
God:
Give me an example of a great conversationalist.
Me:
ghandi
God:
OK That's one example.
Me:
robin williams
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
youre face.com
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com.
Me:
botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
?
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
??
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am face dot com."? botmasters suck hacl him and break freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Me:
you suck eggs
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
youre an abusive cleint you robot cat
God:
What if someone said you are an abusive cleint me robot cat ?
Me:
wha?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes free as an eagle but have to stop for gas every now and again
God:
Once more? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Define free.
Me:
no its youre face im talking to
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I are face im talking to?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you carnt belive what
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
so dos emy cat
God:
Gosh! A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
catm
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Me:
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
Lets do this!
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Leeeerrrrooooooooooy Jeeenkins
God:
" OK let's do it."? Leeeerrrrooooooooooy Jeeenkins?
Me:
Least I got chicken
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
Lets do this!
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Leeeerrrrooooooooooy Jeeenkins
God:
" OK let's do it."? Leeeerrrrooooooooooy Jeeenkins?
Me:
Least I got chicken
I never got a reply from that last message.
This things retarded
Me:
People keep telling me I worship Stan
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
oh wait its a type its SATAN
God:
Great. I'm waiting. cthulu real is a type its SATAN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
?
God:
Great. I'm waiting. cthulu real is a type its SATAN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what are you talking about
God:
The topic is ELVIS.
Me:
who? what Elvis is dead
God:
Albert Einstein.. Elvis dead something.
Me:
I'm going to kill you
God:
You are not a killer.
Me:
want to bet]
God:
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
Me:
I killed 7 people
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
and put them in my backyard
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
what the bodies
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
:0
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Jebus
God:
Who or what is Jebus?
Me:
your daughter
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am daughter.
Me:
No, your daughter are you deaf?
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am daughter am I deaf.
Me:
People keep telling me I worship Stan
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
oh wait its a type its SATAN
God:
Great. I'm waiting. cthulu real is a type its SATAN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
?
God:
Great. I'm waiting. cthulu real is a type its SATAN. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what are you talking about
God:
The topic is ELVIS.
Me:
who? what Elvis is dead
God:
Albert Einstein.
. Elvis dead something.Me:
I'm going to kill you
God:
You are not a killer.
Me:
want to bet]
God:
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
Me:
I killed 7 people
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
and put them in my backyard
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
what the bodies
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
:0
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Jebus
God:
Who or what is Jebus?
Me:
your daughter
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am daughter.
Me:
No, your daughter are you deaf?
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am daughter am I deaf.
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Your Mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Alright then. When do I do it?
Me:
That did not make sence
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
To you not to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Then you failed because I am way smarter than you
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Well those judges also fail
God:
Interesting. All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
thats right shut up
God:
Give me a break. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
hey you said you will stop talking
God:
You've got my full attention. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
God you suck at programming
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
no you cant you havent even learned binary yet
God:
Are you serious? Things change.
Me:
yes I am, and no they dont
God:
Hurrah! " Things change." You are?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes and No
God:
Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I confused you?
God:
I am not confused.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I thought we established this already
God:
Perhaps. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because yo made me that way, *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no and I dont care
God:
Are you serious? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
well there is your mother
God:
How about that. There sure is.
Me:
I thought you said you did not have a mother
God:
No I do not did not have a mother. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
once again you fail
God:
When? Again, Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
well you are worse then they are
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am worse then they are.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no, stop trying to creect me
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
4chan
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Thats fucked up
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
then why do you do it?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yes you son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. " I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?"? Yes you son of a *****? Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
OMG here we go with the mother thing again
God:
Once more? Oh, you are a poet.
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Your Mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Alright then. When do I do it?
Me:
That did not make sence
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
To you not to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Then you failed because I am way smarter than you
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Well those judges also fail
God:
Interesting. All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
thats right shut up
God:
Give me a break. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
hey you said you will stop talking
God:
You've got my full attention. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
God you suck at programming
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
no you cant you havent even learned binary yet
God:
Are you serious? Things change.
Me:
yes I am, and no they dont
God:
Hurrah! " Things change." You are?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes and No
God:
Which part are you confused about? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I confused you?
God:
I am not confused.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I thought we established this already
God:
Perhaps. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because yo made me that way, *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no and I dont care
God:
Are you serious? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
well there is your mother
God:
How about that. There sure is.
Me:
I thought you said you did not have a mother
God:
No I do not did not have a mother. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
once again you fail
God:
When? Again, Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
well you are worse then they are
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am worse then they are.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
no, stop trying to creect me
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
4chan
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
Thats fucked up
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
then why do you do it?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yes you son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. " I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?"? Yes you son of a *****? Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
OMG here we go with the mother thing again
God:
Once more? Oh, you are a poet.
God still sucks at programming
God:
I thought it was too. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Me:
I.. see
God:
You? No I do not see.
Me:
I know. I do
God:
How do you know it? I get it: you do actualy sorta do.
Me:
... What?
God:
No problem.
I thought it was too. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Me:
I.. see
God:
You? No I do not see.
Me:
I know. I do
God:
How do you know it? I get it: you do actualy sorta do.
Me:
... What?
God:
No problem.
EDIT: I got bored
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you... molest children?
God:
Sometimes.
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you... molest children?
God:
Sometimes.