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Hookman said:
As he walked past he looked at me and said (in an insulting tone) "Hey kid,you've got long hair!" and then walked on again,giggling to his friends. I still have no idea why he said it! So,whats the strangest insult that you have ever heard?
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I get that sometimes, my favourite is getting told to "Get a haircut" just after I've got a haircut.
 
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Why a bunch of kids who were at least two years younger then me were starting a fight with me I don't know, but that's not imporant.

anyway, the the "discussion" went something like this.

Them: "Oi! Where do you think ya' gon'?!"

Me: "Sorry, kids but I make it a habbit not to fight anyone shorter then the length of my penis, good day."

*sometime passes while they process what i've said.*

Them: "Well then you must have a pretty big dick!!"

More them: "Yeah, BIG DICK!!"

I was stunned to silence... Just before I pissed myself laughing.
 
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seydaman said:
ha ha, "your as fat as my base!!!" i think he was trying to reference all your base
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Was he a chav? Perhaps he meant as 'phat as his bass'.
 
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I find an insult that infuriates people that I use is,"I hope you have a day as pleasant as you are."

'Cause now they're stuck. If they admit it's an insult they have to admit they're being terrible. If they dont admit it then they're stuck smoldering with hatred and shut the hell up.
 
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I was playing L4D, and a guy called someone else a "cocksmoker".

I've never heard that one.
 
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egglad said:
The weirdest insult I heard was "piss giggle" what do you say when you're called a piss giggle?
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You call them a Shitcasket, or a huge pile of Pissgravel.

(1000 internets and cookies for the reference anyone?)
 
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"I bet you wear beads and stuff on your wrists to hide the fact that you cut yourself!"

Awwh, he thinks I'm emo because I wear beads! I was wearing a bright blue shirt on and everything, so it's not like I'm a stereotype or anything. I think he called me 'emo' because I have naturally dark hair.

Strange person.
 
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Michael_McCloud said:
"You are a clorbag varblernelk!"

Anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie. Yes, I've heard it tossed around in real life.

"Looks like someone made INT their dump stat" is a personal favorite of mine.
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That was the fist episode of Teen Titans I ever saw.

Probably the strangest insult my friends have tossed around is from a Power Rangers parody on Newgrounds, and it went like this:

Zordon: *sleeping*
Alpha: AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI!! GASP!! Someone has stolen the shiny green belt!
Zordon: You're a shiny green belt, shut up!!

We tossed the shiny green belt line around for a while.

Also, here's a Shakespearean insult. Cobloaf. I still don't know what it means.
 
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My little brother told my friend:

"You have to watch BABY musical! But we get to watch High School Musical!"

I slapped him.
 
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