Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[Twilight_guy]

"My only regret is that I didn't sin more while I could."

 

[HotShooter]

"God dammit. Oh, so THATS why I'm here!

 

[UnearthedArcana]

'Holy shit. They weren't bullshitting me after all...oh well, I guess most of my friends are here.'

'ARGH. It's just a Warrant tape on repeat!'

 

[SpaceChick]

'Oh shit....'
'Not again....'

 

[gamex7]

PEW PEW PEW LAZAS SHOOP DA WHOOP!

 

[blankedboy]

Ooh, I'm back at puberty!

 

[HT_Black]

The coffee's cold! They thought of everything!

 

[queensbomb]

"Is my crazy ex-girlfriend here too?"

 

[SofB]

"Who turned off the AC?"

"So, Satan, are you making up for something, or what?"

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I can't believe this is happening to me again.

 

[Ruzzinator]

"Can I still use my get out of jail ticket?"

"Oh Satan! Nice to finally meet you. Hmm? Don't know me? I married your sister."

"What do you mean Hitler ain't here?"

 

[Crimson King]

"I hate this place" xD

 

[Lavi]

"Does Hitler know how to play poker?"

 

[MasterSqueak]

I just thought of one.

"Hey, is that guy who blew up Megaton here?"

 

[Mantonio]

In this order:

"Huh. This was unexpected."

"S'up Satan. God get you too? Yeah he's an ass isn't he?"

"Woah! Look at all the rock bands! OH MY GOD IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"

"We're having a barbecue tonight? Seriously? Huh. Guess this place isn't so bad!"

 

[Crimsane]

"My exes aren't here. This can't be Hell."

 

[the1ultimate]

"hey, uh, I'm actually supposed to be getting out of hell today. Yeah..."

"Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."