Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Z(ombie)fan]

"THAT is my best friend in world!" *points at me*

as i walk away i hear "and i dont even know who he is..."

 

[DJude]

"Venn, you have a small butt..."
Said to me by my girlfriends friend when we were walking to a cafe

i think that could count as a compliment...

also, when i was trying to find a tux for my sisters wedding, the woman that was fitting me said,
"If you were about three years younger, had smoother skin, and wore a bikini, i bet we'd look alike."
to which i replied,
"heh... thanks?"
and then she just smiled...

 

[Mr. Google]

I was once told that my eyes are the color of shit and the person then said that they love shit

 

[Tuddle]

I quote from what the weirdest thing I have heard "Go Awesome Tree".

Some drunk guy told me that when I was playing rock band.

 

[Slaanax]

I get a lot of 40+ plus year old women telling my how handsome I'm 25, I was once told my penis was nice damn that cut deep. I didn't know how to respond.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"YOUR BEARD! IT'S EPIC!!!!!!!"
I'd get that nearly every day by random Juniors and Seniors.
Although, when I think of it, it's really not a weird compliment...
In that case, I have nothing.

 

[SturmDolch]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

Hey, I'm in this too. Girls are always jealous of them. One even asked if I wear mascara.

I guess "You sound like Nicholas Cage" was supposed to be a compliment, but I took it as insulting... I don't want to sound that boring.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

"like the hair, but cut it when the dead rise!"
guess what signature was underneath it? come on, guess.

Spoiler

Max Brooks, son of Mel Brooks, who is the director and writer for spaceballs, young Frankenstein, and blazing saddle.

 

[Michael Dagastino]

I was told i have a lovely skeletal structure. Yeah i don't know either.

 

[Sarahcidal]

"your hair smells like gummi bears" ..i hope this is a good thing.. i hate gummi bears

 

[Bakaferret]

One of my co-workers said that I must have great balance because I have unusually large feet for a girl my height (Let's just say I'm very short and...I won't say my shoe size. Touchy subject. Q.Q). I GUESS that was supposed to be a compliment, buuuuuttt it kinda hurt my feelings.

A girlfriend of an American friend of mine talked on the phone with me for a while (since my friend Eric was taking a dump at the time) and the next day he told me that his girl friend was talking about how incredibly hot my voice was for hours and that she wanted to talk to me again just to hear my voice (it was really weird).

Ohhh I'm sorry, I would totally say that. I wouldn't hesitate to be that weirdo girl. I've got a thing for voices...it's such a turn-on. Strangely enough my fiancé's voice is just kinda... normal. There are just some people that I could listen to for HOURS (looking at you Morgan Freeman)!

 

[UberLemonBoy]

one of my friends said i had manly, long eyelashes
i still don't get it because sad to admit i have woman's eye lashes

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Girl to me as we are making out "You smell like my dad"

For some reason girls think it's hot if you smell like their dad.
If a girl says that to you, yeah you have her hooked.

Now it's my turn! I used to get a lot of complements about my hair when it was long, and girls liked to play with my hair a lot. It was weird, but didn't care.
And I do nothing special to my hair, at all. I just.. wake up in the mornings and do nothing to my hair, except maybe brush it if I looked like Dr. Weird with some crazy bed head.

Yeah...well she is married and not to me so I guess she wasnt too hooked??? lol

and no way! I get compliments about my hair too! And girls always like to run their fingers through it and what not. Its not like super long. Its kinda medium length. But I can do all sorts of crazy anime asian stuff with it!

 

[Klepa]

Me"Guess I'll just have to get off my high horse, and ask him."
Guy"Out of all the things I could say about you, sitting on a high horse wouldn't be one of them."
Me: "Thanks.. I guess?"
Guy"Yep, backhanded compliments are the best thing you'll ever get from me."

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

"Your hair feels so good"


My head gets rubbed a lot.


Its nice I guess, but still weird.

 

[JWAN]

I like your shoe laces

they are flat laces instead of the "regular" round laces