Upon finding said building: "We should split up; weak people in a group and everyone else branch off in unintelligible directions until you become lost in a dark, enclosed space, then yell and scream until something fancies a bite of your face."Melon Hunter said:
Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse
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"Wait...i thought you said OPEN the door... whoops!"
or "I'm sure we can solve this peacefully if we just talk to them"
or "I'm sure we can solve this peacefully if we just talk to them"
Hah, I meant Romero's version, though. I haven't seen the other one.GiglameshSoulEater said:
OT: "George Romero? Who's he?"
-just go!!!! i'll catch up!!! (dawn of the dead NEW)
-i think maybe ill just watch the sunrise. (also dawn of the dead)
-so you say he's the jumpy one right? (zombieland)
-The generator died!!!!! (left 4 dead 2: the sacrifice)
my personal last quotes from zombie related stuff
-i think maybe ill just watch the sunrise. (also dawn of the dead)
-so you say he's the jumpy one right? (zombieland)
-The generator died!!!!! (left 4 dead 2: the sacrifice)
my personal last quotes from zombie related stuff
Not a word but always happens: When two lovers break off the main group to pound it in an isolated area.
The stupid hippie/pansie/gigantic douchebag that you get in alot of zombie fiction now more than ever saying something like:
"It's in pain" *gos in to hug/liberate it*
or
"They're just sick" *tries to talk sense into a raging monster and ends up a human hamburger*
"It's in pain" *gos in to hug/liberate it*
or
"They're just sick" *tries to talk sense into a raging monster and ends up a human hamburger*
"We're in the clear"
Instant death.
Or
"take only what you can carry"
they run out of supplies.
Why do all the backpacks in the world disappear in zombie movies anyway?
Instant death.
Or
"take only what you can carry"
they run out of supplies.
Why do all the backpacks in the world disappear in zombie movies anyway?
"Damn. I've only got [single digit number] rounds left." Yeah, you're not gonna live too long after that.
1. *gets tits out* -not exactly a sentence but something that will get you killed in any horror movie
2. 'don't worry I will be fine' - normally dies of camera
3. 'I will go and check' -dies just when he thinks he is save
4. 'I will save you' -gets overpowered by zombies
5. *has less then 20 lines of dialogue* -was cannon fodder the moment you saw them
6. *is in an opening scene not involving any main character* -was he in the trailer, no, then he's gone die
7. *is in the first scene we see zombies* -can zombies appear in unoriginal movies without killing something
8. 'everything is fine/going to be fine' -wa wa wa wwwwaaaaa (dies nearly straight away)
9. *enters the movie near the end of the second act* -body count wasn't high enough
10. *act like a douchbag* -come one you know they were only in the movie so we could enjjoy one of the murders (a lot of reasond horror movies apparently want us to enjoy every characters death)
you now what most things on the list apply to most horror movies.
here is a zombie exclusive one:
'aww come and give me a hug'
2. 'don't worry I will be fine' - normally dies of camera
3. 'I will go and check' -dies just when he thinks he is save
4. 'I will save you' -gets overpowered by zombies
5. *has less then 20 lines of dialogue* -was cannon fodder the moment you saw them
6. *is in an opening scene not involving any main character* -was he in the trailer, no, then he's gone die
7. *is in the first scene we see zombies* -can zombies appear in unoriginal movies without killing something
8. 'everything is fine/going to be fine' -wa wa wa wwwwaaaaa (dies nearly straight away)
9. *enters the movie near the end of the second act* -body count wasn't high enough
10. *act like a douchbag* -come one you know they were only in the movie so we could enjjoy one of the murders (a lot of reasond horror movies apparently want us to enjoy every characters death)
you now what most things on the list apply to most horror movies.
here is a zombie exclusive one:
'aww come and give me a hug'
[Insert probably already dead guy here] has gone missing lets split up and look for him.
HOW ABOUT NO IDIOT SUGGESTION GUY.
*sits down and folds arms*
this also applies in many horror situations.
Also never have sex if your a woman. Even if the guy is hot. NEVER.
HOW ABOUT NO IDIOT SUGGESTION GUY.
*sits down and folds arms*
this also applies in many horror situations.
Also never have sex if your a woman. Even if the guy is hot. NEVER.
[ When asked as to why the whole group should risk their lives to save one person who is trapped elswere ]
"We have to, it's what makes us better than THEM!"
"We have to, it's what makes us better than THEM!"
