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Macgyvercas

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Wheres the first place you?

The first!

I think the top of Mount Everest...for 2 seconds, realise its freezing, and of to Turkey!

Your turn, GO!
Yea, sorry to bust your bubble, but if one were to teleport to the top of Mt. Everest, you would die almost instantly due to the fact of the extreme oxygen level diffence (the top of Mt. Everest has 1/3 the amount of oxygen than is found at sea level). You need to aclimatize. Why do you think it takes weeks to climb Everest?

OT: probably the Bermuda Triangle, just for giggles
 

Sightless Wisdom

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I'd probably teleport a foot in front of just to see how it would feel...what? It's true. Once I was confident in my ability to teleport, I would probably teleport around to friends places just to surprise them.
 

gamefreakbsp

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The local mall. Then I would do whatever I felt like doing. Probably go home after that. I'm no fun.
 

SnipErlite

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jcb1337 said:
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First off I gotta say I WISH I could teleport.

Second, ermm into the bedroom of, lets call her, a close female friend

^_^
Teleporting inside of people can have fatal results for all parties involved.
Hence the teleporting into the bedroom of said person :p
Yes...but from what I've seen...I know what happens next...
Doesn't mean I plan on teleporting into.......erm, yeah.........
 

Sethzard

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A mob bank, they wouldn't be able to call the police, then I'd spend the money descretley, I know I can teleport, but I don't want to have to sleep with my eyes open.
 

lodo_bear

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Suriname [https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ns.html]. My sister is working with the Peace Corps down there and having a grand old time, and I really want to visit her, but it's atrociously difficult to get there. With teleportation, I no longer have to worry about missing my connecting flight in Trinidad or riding in a 20-year-old taxi van or falling out of my motorized canoe into piranha-filled waters. Where do I sign up for this?
 

alinos

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easy id teleport myself and a bunch of pallets of bottled water to the moon and mars

just to fuck with nasa :p
 

Scizophrenic Llama

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sethzard said:
A mob bank, they wouldn't be able to call the police, then I'd spend the money descretley, I know I can teleport, but I don't want to have to sleep with my eyes open.
This.

Then I'd probably fuck around with people while enjoying the benefits of not having to worry about cash.
 

Contun

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I would get a golden ring and reinact the scene from the Fellowship of the Ring.
 

ddon

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i would teleport onto a wing of a plane and if i some how stay on the wing long enough to knock on the window and surprise someone i would teleport somewhere else when there not looking just for the twilight zone reference. either that or onto a building in china to look at the view.
 

Sonicron

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Some place where I can buy a video camera... I want to record myself 'porting around the room so I can see whether the BAMF! noise actually happens upon successful teleportation. ^^
 

ElTigreSantiago

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After doing the obvious things such as stealing, bewildering friends, enemies and random people alike, and visiting places, I would show myself to the military. I would become a weapon but I would make sure things never got out of hand.

"Gentlemen. Imagine, if you will, something that makes the F22 Raptor look as slow as a slug, but is the size of your average soldier."

"I'm listening."
 

AnonymouZero

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slutmonkey8 said:
to christian bale's house to throw socks at him
i'm POSITIVE he wouldn't appreciate that.

OT:

i'd teleport to BRAZIL during their carnaval. 4 or 5 days later (depending how long it lasts) port back home to below zero Fahrenheit degrees.
 

imp_spittle

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Considering the weather of the past couple days, I'd teleport to someplace warm. While is said warm place, I would allow my brain to shake loose some icicles and consider where to go next.