Recent content by spindle

I'm pro, stem cells are a delicious alternative to conventional protein shake regimens. When I'm busting my quats down at the gym on the freeweight stairmaster I require the nutrition that can only be achieved through sucking down liquid baby meat. If there is more research there is a better...

I prefer "pederast"

I've played DOA with one hand plenty of times

what assholes, we already pay for online. It's called xbox live + internet bills.

Seriously? that game was designed for toddlers to beat. You could beat it only using your plasmids. You were wayyyy too overpowered and the only challenge is killing the first big daddy. Don't get me wrong it's a great game, you must just suck something fierce.

His moustache will be grafted on to a new recruit and quickly control its brain

Off keyboard? I wasn't aware people played splinter cell on pc...

More to life? You do realize this kid is probably dead, so no there isn't more to life than sex. In his case its probably the only time he'll experience that much pleasure before he dies. I'd would have rather got a blowjob than a trip to disney land when I was 15, I'm just going to go ahead and...

Deus ex is the best fps ever made, halflife as much as I love it doesn't come close. Dx2 was the biggest turd ever unleashed on unsuspecting fans.

Developers sacrificed game play and story telling for better graphics a long time ago but it seems that recently only the biggest budget games get any polish. I've seen a lot of games with graphical flaws that wouldn't have been accepted by the pc community on console in recent years. I think...

He was right, mgs isn't worth the price of that monstrosity.

I thought everyone hated majoras mask, how is this even a debate?

paraplegic zombie rolling downhill mouth agape

Damn now how am I going to hip-thrust across the land with my bejeweled horned codpiece of impaling.

In the last expansion your first follower lost the texture on her face and her head became transparent.