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What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?
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not me but my friend. A cicada. so funny.
same kid also got bit by a dragonfly. and a sunfish, on the same day.
same kid also got bit by a dragonfly. and a sunfish, on the same day.
a drunk client at the bar where i was barmaid. The bar was closing, and at 3h30 am it was illegal to still have alchool on the floor. so between 3am and 3h30 am we were warning customers several time that at 3h30 we would take away any drink not finished.
at 3h30 there was this guy with still half of his beer bottle left. i told him : i'm sorry, but i have to take the bottle and empty it in the sink. he didnt said anything, so i picked his bottle, but as i put my hand on the bottle, he suddently grab my hand and bite it before the doorman could reacted. the bite mark was pretty deep and i had to go to the hospital.
for week after that all the staff kept telling zombies jokes, go figure why
at 3h30 there was this guy with still half of his beer bottle left. i told him : i'm sorry, but i have to take the bottle and empty it in the sink. he didnt said anything, so i picked his bottle, but as i put my hand on the bottle, he suddently grab my hand and bite it before the doorman could reacted. the bite mark was pretty deep and i had to go to the hospital.
for week after that all the staff kept telling zombies jokes, go figure why
A miniature pony that I was trying to feed an apple too when I was nine or ten years old. The pony didn't cause me to bleed or severally injure my hand, but I was rather upset with the pony and my family who just laughed at my pain
Rabbits are vicious little things that attack for no reason keep away from them (I had one bite me on my forehead I was laying on the ground trying to get it to come to me).Incredible Bullshitting Man said:
Anyways the weirdest thing I have been bitten by was a grasshopper or a duck.
Nothing out of the ordinary has bitten me before.
Edit: besides my sister in wal-mart. She bit me on the shoulder and my shoulder felt sore a week after (damn you American winter!).
Edit: besides my sister in wal-mart. She bit me on the shoulder and my shoulder felt sore a week after (damn you American winter!).
I got bit by a Deer tick, never even noticed until i had Lymes disease, that was scary.
First my arms broke out in hives, then my lips turned blue, swelled, and i began to have breathing trouble.
We brought it down with medicine and the doctor told me what it was after some blood work.
First my arms broke out in hives, then my lips turned blue, swelled, and i began to have breathing trouble.
We brought it down with medicine and the doctor told me what it was after some blood work.
The guinea pig I had when I was about 5 was a real *****. If you tried to pet him, he would just bite you.GodsAndFishes said:
Well, I was almost bitten by a fucking alligator in Alabama. I am never going running on a beach in the deep south at night that is covered with logs again. By the time I noticed the fucker it was almost too late.
Weirdest though...hmmm.
A mysterious bug in the middle of the night. I was in South Carolina, I woke up one morning, and there was these two random marks on my hand that looked like a bite mark. I'm pretty sure something bit me. I still have the marks years later, whatever it was, I'm glad I didn't wake up.
How could anyone dislike hairy caterpillars!? You must have had it coming.bluepilot said:
For me I'd say a pelican. Shit those things have big beaks.